If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
NoShamevember. You game?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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