Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
