Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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