you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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