she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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