I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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