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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.

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  i dont think thats weird i think thats fun

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  i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross

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  well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  no drinking for a week

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  if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.

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• (310): View more from California

  So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?

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  I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I've peed outside too many times in just this past week

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.

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