Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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