i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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