Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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