You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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