how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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