Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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