Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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