Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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