Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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