So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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