dude i'm inner monologue high
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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