Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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