I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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