so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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