eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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