just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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