were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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