Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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