At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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