we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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