I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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