And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
We're too hungover to prance.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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