WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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