I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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