She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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