I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm too high and old for this...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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