Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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