After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
the raccoons are back...
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