hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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