ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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