Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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