After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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