Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We got so high we made milksteak
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
