STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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