come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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