Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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