Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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