i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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