Duck Duck Cougar?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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