i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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