Small penises have feelings too.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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