Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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