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Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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