Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I feel like abortions should bother me more
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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