i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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