I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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