if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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