The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
